youreallyshouldnthavethisurl:

bootyscientist:

Words can’t describe the love I have for you. I would sacrifice anything and everything to make you happy, and I’ve found my future in you.

From me to me. I love me. I would sacrifice anything for me. Halleluja

Yes



lameborghini:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why





The archetype of the witch is long overdue for celebration. Daughters, mothers, queens, virgins, wives, et al. derive meaning from their relation to another person. Witches, on the other hand, have power on their own terms. They have agency. They create. They praise. They commune with nature/ Spirit/God/dess/Choose-your-own-semantics, freely, and free of any mediator. But most importantly: they make things happen. The best definition of magic I’ve been able to come up with is “symbolic action with intent" — “action" being the operative word. Witches are midwives to metamorphosis. They are magical women, and they, quite literally, change the world.
The Year of the Witch | Pamela J. Grossman (via winged-serpent)


moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

image

You are a hero among procrastinators 



Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

(Source: sh-ocking)





mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige



patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump)



kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”



  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell


ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke



w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

(Source: hhlil)



savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye




billidollarbaby:

Video: Will Smith & Jimmy Fallon – The Evolution Of Hip-Hop Dancing

Jimmy Fallon kicked off his new gig as the host of the Tonight Show in New York. His first night featured cameos and appearances by Will Smith, U2, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, Robert De Niro and more. He teamed up with Will Smith for this quick skit called ‘The Evolution Of Hip-Hop Dancing’.

(Source: billidollarbaby)